Warning: Playing with the fart board while you are at work may result in the termination of your position. But having said that if I were employed and working in an office I may be tempted to turn the volume down and hit a button on the fart board and tilt slightly to the right with a pained look on my face looking at a coworker apologetically. Why is it that some men seem to fart as if farting is part of the conversation, a statement or an exclamation point after a sentence. Some times kicking the foot in the air of reaching for an imaginary truck horn chain. Only an observation.